She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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