there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
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Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
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Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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