Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I think my nap took me to another dimension
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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