I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
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In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
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