I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
You took a bar mat shot.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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