Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There r osticjed everywhere
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
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Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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