As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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