She announced her abortion via fbk
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Randomize
