whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I fill condoms, not promises.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
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