I just saw a hot homeless man
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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