she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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