Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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