u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Couch. On fire.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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