i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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