I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
should my penis look like a turkey
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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