We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
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