yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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