Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
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VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
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How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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