She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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