Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
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I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Blood and glitter go together right?
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
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My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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