remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
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currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
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Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
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