Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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