She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
You can't just leave with hair like that
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
We’re leaving where are you
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