HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
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I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
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Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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