are you so shy because you have an std?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
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As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
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which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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