Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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