I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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