hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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