Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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