Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Farmville is her only friend.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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