wakey wakey hands off snakey
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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