Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
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and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
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and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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