No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
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i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
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So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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