he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
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just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
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These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
We are all done wearing pants today
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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