I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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