My brain says no but my pants say off.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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