i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
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you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
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It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I just want to make out with him forever
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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