who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
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We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
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Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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