I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
the liver wants what the liver wants
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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