id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
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