it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
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I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
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I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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