I swear she didn't look like that last week.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Life is so much better after having sex.
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I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
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Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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