ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
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just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
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I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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