apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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