? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Come see our sink grown plant.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
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I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
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Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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