i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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