Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
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We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
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Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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