craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
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So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
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Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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