oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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