how can u be prego again
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
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I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
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I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Randomize
