Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
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She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
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One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.