it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
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It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
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She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night