He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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