sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
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i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
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Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize