I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
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we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
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I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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