no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
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They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
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I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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