Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
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if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
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I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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