I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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