Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I deserve to be covered in dicks
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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