Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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