I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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